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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in

his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

--Author Unknown

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a

headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and

"Keep away from children" --Author Unknown

Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was

already taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on him?"

--Marilyn Pittman

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as

the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

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