Mr Ry Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" --Author Unknown Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on him?" --Marilyn Pittman Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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