David A Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? (You have to hollow out the head.) 2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.) 3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.) 4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during Spring Training.) 5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.) 6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.) 7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.) 8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.) 9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.) 10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? (They keep breaking them with their hammers.) 11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.) 12. What do you call it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.) 13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.) 14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.) 15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.) 16. Why are Asians so smart? No blondes.) 17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying blonde? ( You get to park in the Handicapped Zone) A BETTER BLONDE JOKE A group of blondes in a class at Texas A&M University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, but they fell off the ladders, dropped the tape measures and pencils-the whole thing was just a mess. An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Why can't blondes be engineers? All their life they've been told this: __________ is SIX inches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Isn't that six inches, Becky. That's what the Duke taught me. Ginny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Gee, Ginny....I went back and snipped off the tip! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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