gerbil runner Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Alas! I appear to be related to "my dear Watson"! Good chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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