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A cranky old man walks into a bank and tells the teller "I want to open a damn checking account".

THe astonished woman looks at him thinking she has heard wrong and says "I'm sorry sir, what did you say"?

"Listen up damn it..I want to open a damn checking account now!!"

"I'm very sorry sir but that type of language is not tolerated in the bank." The teller left the window and went to inform the bank manager who agreed to tell the man that his use of foul language would not be tolerated.

They both return to the window and the manager says "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem", the man says. " I just won 50 million dollars and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank".

"I see", says the manager. "And this witch is giving you a hard time?"

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