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Bill Decides To Get Married

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One Sunday morning Bill burst into the living room and

said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am

getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives

a block away and her name is Sue.

After dinner, Bill's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk

with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's

a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in

the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Sue is

actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

Bill was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started

dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly

announced "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke

the sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, Bill. I'm awfully sorry

about this."

Bill was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with

the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going

to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells

me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he

says, dear. He's not really your father."

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