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Filling in for David A 'R' rated

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OK Mr Ry,

Lets make good use of this while David is in the hospital.

Maybe if he sees what fun we are having maybe he will find a way to escape :):):):).

She was so blonde that at the bottom of the application

where it says "sign here"......... she put "Capricorn"

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.

As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in

excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.

She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the word not allowed-pit hears the

noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts 'BE SILENT!'.

There was pin-drop silence every where and everybody is looking at the

blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment

and all of a sudden started shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.

Did you hear about the blonde that thought that Taco Bell was the

Mexican Phone Company?

A beggar walked up to a blonde shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,

"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,

"God, I wish I had your willpower."

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die ?

A: Alone.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievement?

A: An IN-body experience!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She'd just dyed her hair.

A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around

too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering

what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading

her nametag) ?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9....

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

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Oh you guys are BAD!! :D I would say that David A. would be proud indeed. Ry........Snowflake.........get some order around here QUICK! Snowflake.........retaliate with some MAN jokes! By the way.........I'm ALWAYS losing my pencils............hmmmm.........nah.....I'm not blonde. Thanks for the laugh guys. It was a good way to start off my morning.


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