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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man.

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Oh for goodness sake, you KNOW with a title like that that someone like me is BOUND to open it right up.... :roll:

So, there's this guy and he has "issues" like every man with his size. He finds a magic lamp and makes the wish "I want my penis to touch the floor" There's a puff of smoke and BAM! - his legs disappear!

Or the poor guy in need of a brain transplant...

The doctor comes out to talk to the family and shares the bad news, a brain transplant is needed. Family is in shock, ask if insurance covers that...well, no...it's all a new process and still in the research & development stage so it's NOT paid for...BUT, there are cost options...

There's a woman's brain, half the price of a man's brain... The sister asks why there is a cost difference as all the men gloat and high-five each other...

The doctor explains that should be obvious (the guys are beaming)...the man's brain is more expensive because it's never been used!

Enjoy your day!

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A woman had a blind date.

When she opened the door, the man was very tall.

She said, 'Just how tall are you?'

He said, 'Why I am 6'4" by the tape'

She said, 'You have the biggest shoulders I have ever seen, just how big are they?'

He said, 'Why they are 42" by the tape'

She said, 'You have the most powerful neck I have ever seen, just how big is it?'

He said, 'Why it is 18" by the tape'

She said, 'I do just have one more question'

He said, "Why I thought you would'

She said, "Well just how big is it?'

He said, "Why it is 2"'

She said. 'By the tape?'

He said, 'No, from the floor"

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