TBone Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 A man goes into a dentist office with a terrible abcess.The dentist asks him if he wants novacaine or gas.The man replies that he has to get back to work.Just reach in there and yank it out.the dentist hesitates and tells him that the pain will be unbearable.The man says he is immuned to pain so the dentist reaches in with his pliers and yanks it out.The man doesn't flinch.He gets up to go and the dentist asks him how he got immuned to pain.He says well.I have experienced the most severe pain possible.Twice.The first time I was deer hunting and I had a sudden stomach pain.Had to relieve myself.I undid my coveralls and squatted and got my balls caught in a bear trap.The dentist flinched and bent over and imagined the pain.Then he said when was the second time.The hunter said "when the slack ran out of the chain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Hence the FIRST ever Testicle Festival...and you KNOW it was a woodsWOman that put that trap where nuts may hang....LOL...AND put on the short chain! (Oh, here come the tears...ROFL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Yep, Becky, the first Testical Festival was born. OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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