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One for the Testicle Festival

Mr Ry

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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new

Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in

typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the morning


you". As Tiger gets out of the car , two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what

are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, " replies


"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "'Well,

they're for resting my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger. "Jaysus,

Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at

Buick think of everything!"

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