Mr Ry Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the morning to you". As Tiger gets out of the car , two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, " replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive", replies Tiger. "Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 lol you'rebad John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Wonder if those "tees tickle"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 HaHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 That was funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO_Sugar Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 As someone who works at a golf resort, I can see that one will get a lot of repeating around here, lol. Thanks! MO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Well you know he's engaged to a BLONDE MODEL.No telling what he uses those tees for??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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