lilyjohn Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 > After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the > > limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the > >Pope is still > > standing on the curb. > > > > "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you > > please take your seat so we can leave?" > > > > "Well, to tell you the truth, " says the Pope, "They never > > let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive > >today." > > > > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And > > what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing > >he'd > > never gone to work that morning. > > > > "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. > > > > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in > > behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision > >when, after > > exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating > >the limo to 105 > > mph. > > > > "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!!" pleads the worried > > driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they > >hear sirens. > > > > "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. > > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop > > approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his > >motorcycle, and > > gets on the radio. > > > > "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. > > > > The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's > > stopped a limo going a hundred and five. > > > > "So bust him," said the Chief. > > > > "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," > > said the cop. > > ! > > The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!" > > > > "No, I mean really important," said the cop. > > > > The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" > > > > Cop : "Bigger." > > > > Chief: "Governor?" > > > > Cop: "Bigger." > > > > "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" > > > > Cop: "I think it's God!" > > > > Chief: "What makes you think it's God?" > > > > Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver Quote
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