limo driver

[lilyjohn]

> After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the

> > limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the

> >Pope is still

> > standing on the curb.

> >

> > "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you

> > please take your seat so we can leave?"

> >

> > "Well, to tell you the truth, " says the Pope, "They never

> > let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive

> >today."

> >

> > "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And

> > what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing

> >he'd

> > never gone to work that morning.

> >

> > "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

> >

> > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in

> > behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision

> >when, after

> > exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating

> >the limo to 105

> > mph.

> >

> > "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!!" pleads the worried

> > driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they

> >hear sirens.

> >

> > "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

> > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop

> > approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his

> >motorcycle, and

> > gets on the radio.

> >

> > "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

> >

> > The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's

> > stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

> >

> > "So bust him," said the Chief.

> >

> > "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,"

> > said the cop.

> > !

> > The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"

> >

> > "No, I mean really important," said the cop.

> >

> > The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

> >

> > Cop : "Bigger."

> >

> > Chief: "Governor?"

> >

> > Cop: "Bigger."

> >

> > "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

> >

> > Cop: "I think it's God!"

> >

> > Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

> >

> > Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver

[Ry]

That's funny