lilyjohn Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 A Letter From Your Daughter > > > >A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With > >the > >worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: > > > >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped >with > >my > >new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his > >piercings > >and tattoos and his big motorcycle. > > > >But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be > >very > >happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children >with > >me > >and that's one of my dreams. > > > >I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it >for > >us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy > >we > >may want. > > > >In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for > >Ahmed > >to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and >I > >know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your > >grandchildren. > > > > Your daughter, > > Judith > > > >PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to >show > >you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my > >desk's > >drawer...I love you! > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Ah, perspective! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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