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Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energer Bunny. He was 6 years old. Authorities believe death occurred at approximately 8:42 last evening. He was best known as the irritating bunny that kept going, and going, and going.

"Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early today. Chief Medical Examiner, Duro Cell concluded the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation. Apparently someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming.

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