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Lingerie (this one might get me in trouble)

David A

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Subject: Lingerie A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase


sheer lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that

range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the

price. He opts for the most sheer items presented, pays the $500

and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and then asks her to go upstairs, put it

on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might

as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and

return it the next day to Frederick's and get a $500 refund for myself

to spend for something I really want."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd

at least iron it!"

Funeral Services are pending

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DavidA, that one deserves SPECIAL consideration.... I have the aliens on speed dial and am arranging a special "probing session" just for you...

Oh, HELL, that ain't a torture device to YOU, you're pretty seasoned in that...time to dream up something horrible...

I'VE GOT IT! DavidA, Frederick's of Hollywood would like you to model their $500 line....and pictures will be POSTED and substituted for the Currier & Ives snow scene on your family Christmas cards....

THAT'S the ticket! :wink:

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