David A Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the > stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've > heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation > with your fellow passenger." > > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and > said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I > don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" > > "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But > let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat > grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a > cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried > grass. Why do you suppose that is?" > > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." > "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel > qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shi_?" > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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