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so happy we can copy and paste again. Little Johnny m-rating

David A

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the

> stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've

> heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation

> with your fellow passenger."


> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and

> said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I

> don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"


> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But

> let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat

> grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a

> cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried

> grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


> "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel

> qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shi_?"




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