lilyjohn Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The Blonde & The Alligator > >A young blonde was on v acation in the depths of Louisiana. She >wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... >but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were >asking for the highly prized shoes. > >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude >of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe < BR> I'll >just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at >a decent price!" > >The shopkeeper said w ith a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just >go and give it a try, why don'cha!" > >The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, >determined to catch herself an alligator . > > >Later i n the day, as the shopkee per is driving home, he pulls over to >the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing >waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he >spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning >speed, she takes aim, kills the creature . . .and, with a great deal of >effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several >more of the dead creatures. > >The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in >amazed < i>silence. > >Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. >Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, >she shouts out, "Dang, this one is barefoot, too!" _________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 I think this one is a croc! He He! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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