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The Blonde & The Alligator


>A young blonde was on v acation in the depths of Louisiana. She

>wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst


>but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were

>asking for the highly prized shoes.


>After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"


>of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe <

BR> I'll

>just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes


>a decent price!"


>The shopkeeper said w ith a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all


>go and give it a try, why don'cha!"


>The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,

>determined to catch herself an alligator .



>Later i n the day, as the shopkee per is driving home, he pulls over


>the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing

>waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he

>spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning

>speed, she takes aim, kills the creature . . .and, with a great deal


>effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several

>more of the dead creatures.


>The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in

>amazed < i>silence.


>Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.

>Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great


>she shouts out, "Dang, this one is barefoot, too!"


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