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MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15

YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND

GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED. HE ORDERS THE

GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING

THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER

NECK, THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHILE HE'S IN THERE, THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS WIFE:

"LISTEN, THIS GUY'S AN ESCAPED CONVICT, LOOK AT HIS

CLOTHES! HE PROBABLY SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN JAIL AND

HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS. I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR

NECK. IF HE WANTS sex, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN,

DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW

MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY VERY

DANGEROUS. IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE'LL KILL US. BE STRONG,

HONEY. I LOVE YOU"

TO WHICH THE WIFE RESPONDS: "HE WASN'T KISSING MY

NECK. HE WAS WHISPERING IN MY EAR. HE TOLD ME HE WAS

GAY, THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE, AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY

VASELINE. I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM. BE STRONG

HONEY. I LOVE YOU TOO!!"

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