betplace Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 > KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO > ============================ > Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your > Money) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure > Are Real Good > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's (For Most Tax Brackets) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very > Little Else > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Nevada : Hookers and poker! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right ToAn > Attorney... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Tennessee : The Educashun State > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Vermont : Yep > ~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 This is hysterical, I laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveGr Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 David A: Michigan is the wrong state for you. You should be living in Wyoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 who the hell rattled your cage this morning, I only cut the cheese when the wind is blowing west. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveGr Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I never mentioned cheese in my reply. Read my lips: I mentioned SHEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 Half of my family is from Alabama....and I believe that should read "Heck yeah, we have indoor plumbing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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