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A beer before it starts

David A

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,

turned on the TV, and said to his wife,

"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said,

"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said,

"Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard!

You waltz in here, flop your fat *ss down,

don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run

around like your slave.

Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash

and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh shi_, it's started.

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