Mr Ry Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. Got to love them Michigan girls! Quote
Mr Ry Posted May 13, 2004 Author Posted May 13, 2004 I new that Rochelle and Becky would coment on this one. It was just a matter of who would get here first. Quote
Snowflake Posted May 13, 2004 Posted May 13, 2004 She didn't beat me by much! Shoulda logged on sooner, I guess...lol Quote
Rosanne Posted May 14, 2004 Posted May 14, 2004 That was funny!!!! Rosanne A Michigander through and through. Gianni just got grounded when he didn't finish all his work!!! Quote
DaveGr Posted May 16, 2004 Posted May 16, 2004 Just knew I had a reason for living in Wisconsin. Them Michigan women are tuff, too bad they don't allow them to play footbal then maybe Michigan could have a professional football team. Quote
David A Posted May 16, 2004 Posted May 16, 2004 the thing about all us Michiganders is we know the difference between a dog an a hyperthroid Tijuana sewer rat. Must be all that cheese you wisconsin folks eat and cut that makes you so confused. Just ask me I'll tell ya! Praying for us all(even Dave G) Quote
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