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Mr Ry

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had

told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on

the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all

washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and

the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,

but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,

the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to

eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls!

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the thing about all us Michiganders is we know the difference between a dog an a hyperthroid Tijuana sewer rat.

Must be all that cheese you wisconsin folks eat and cut that makes you so confused.

Just ask me I'll tell ya!

Praying for us all(even Dave G)

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