Snowflake Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL *ss - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glo Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Oh, those are just too, too funny. Keep on finding these for us. I love the humor you post and the tremendous common sense you address life with. Gloria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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