David A Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Subject: blonde jokes A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?" She giggles and says "No.it's just mustard this time." ----------------------------------------------------------------- A guy asks a young blonde he's just slept with, "Am I the first guy you ever made love to?" The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, "You might be. Your face looks familiar." ----------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a businessman wearinga black suit boards the elevator. It's evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulder of his suit. Two floors later the man gets off, and the two women remain. When the door closes the brunette says, "Someone should give that guy some Head & Shoulders." The blonde then responds, "How do you give shoulders?" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?" The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 poof its back on top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melinda Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Putting him back up at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy RN Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Stay on top Cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Just gotta kick this one on up again. TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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