Mr Ry Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married." The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" Quote
Snowflake Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Yep....just like home...except he HAS my d*mn blanket! Quote
Frank Lamb Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Good one. Girls 3 now and boys 2.Catching them. Quote
Elaine Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Frank Apparently, I judge jokes differently, lol. I say this joke gives the girls a point since it wonderfully highlights the sensitivity of the male species, In my book, it's girls 5 and boys 1. But who's counting. Maybe we need a committee to judge the jokes. Elaine Quote
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Typical male! John, I dare you to try this one with Ry!! Angie Quote
Ry Posted June 1, 2004 Posted June 1, 2004 Are you feelin' lucky John? That's my best Clint Eastwood Quote
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