David A Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 WORDS OF WISDOM > > People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. > > Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. > > If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your *ss will get soaking wet. > > The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are > urinate and attend funerals. > > The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. > > To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely > > Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies > running around with tattoos? > > Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a > Porsche than in a Hyundai. > > Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. > > Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. > > After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. > Quote
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