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David A

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> People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.


> Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.


> If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your *ss will get soaking wet.


> The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are

> urinate and attend funerals.


> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.


> To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely


> Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies

> running around with tattoos?


> Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a

> Porsche than in a Hyundai.


> Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.


> Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.


> After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.


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