Sam'swifeShirley Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 I doubt that David is going to appoint me his co-judge , so I will continue on is my unofficial advisory position. I urge you to give the women a point for this one. Anytime you need my advice, just let me know. You too, Frank. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 That was a very good one.Should be a point a man (10).Geez David I sure hope you get some good jokes.I never was much good at jokes.Mr Ry must be hogtied by Ry.He usually has some good ones too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 8, 2004 Share Posted June 8, 2004 Why on earth would men get a point for this joke????? Sheesh Frank,..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Elaine I think Frank meant that he was giving us girls 10 points for that one. (because there was 10 men that let go) THAT IS WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT FRANK?????????? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!! We are waaaaaay ahead now. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Angie, Whew was worried about Frank there for a day. Sheesh, now I am worried about me--lol. Had I read closer, I would have understood Frank. It's crystal clear to me what he meant, now. I am afraid we will only get nine points for this one due to my blonde moment. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Elaine Shhhhhhhh.......never ever confess to blonde moments. (not here anyway) The guys will never let you live it down. I must say, I have blonde moments, and my hair is brown. Go figure. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 It was 10 pts for the girls but because of unintentional blone moment 1 pt. had been taken away.Score now as of today is girls=14;&boys=7.We are way behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 See Mr. Ry's latest post...you're even further behind, Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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