David A Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Hillary & Janet Reno: Girl Talk First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men wanting to have sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his Thing. Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's politically correct for ugly) doesn't mean that I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances." Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?" Janet answered, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I try with all my might and squeeze! out the loudest, nastiest fart I can muster." Well, that night Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 Good one David,Sorry you lost a tough one last nite.Kobe got ya.Better luck game three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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