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The nurse you never wanted

Mr Ry

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Nurse Nancy

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.

''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

Sorry, Frank & David I am having a hard time coming up with ones for our side. :roll:

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if the dang drs. would get out a stinking pen and WRITE their own orders, they wouldn't have this problem! :x

Besides, 2 mg of morphine every 10 hours is spitting in the wind. Useless!

That idiot should be required to take a pain management course!!

He's probably wearing a loud green plaid polyester golf outfit while saying this, too.

Finished with my rant now.....thank you for listening.

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