Mr Ry Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Nurse Nancy Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'' ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'' All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway. ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!''' Sorry, Frank & David I am having a hard time coming up with ones for our side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 had that nurse once I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pecola Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 *groan* and a *giggle*. I like this one. Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Your doing fine John,I'm the the one who doesn't know or remember jokes.David,that nurse nancy works at the ER at VA hosp in pittsburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 if the dang drs. would get out a stinking pen and WRITE their own orders, they wouldn't have this problem! Besides, 2 mg of morphine every 10 hours is spitting in the wind. Useless! That idiot should be required to take a pain management course!! He's probably wearing a loud green plaid polyester golf outfit while saying this, too. Finished with my rant now.....thank you for listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I think that nurse works at UAB Birmingham, Al. Hehehe Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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