J.C. Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S *ss SHOWS. The preacher was so please with the donked that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S *ss OUT IN FRONT. The bishop was so upset whit this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S *ss. This was again too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST *ss IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS *ss FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *ss IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 LMAO, very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Jackie, that was a riot! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Jackie, that was a riot! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyCW Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 JC, that's too funny! I'm gonna send it to my missionary friends in Alaska -- who may just go out and buy a donkey, now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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