Nushka Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Subject: Fw: A Chinese Couple gets married A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want, you say. What you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ..... numba 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want .. Beef wif Broccori?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Good one!! Glad you are joining us crazy folks here in the just for laughs forum. (ya' might want to watch out, our craziness can be contagious!!) Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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