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Subject: Fw: A Chinese Couple gets married

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her

husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you berry flighten.


plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want, you


What you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes

will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for

her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want .....

numba 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want .. Beef wif



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