Mr Ry Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 > >George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton > >are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. > > > >At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket > >and watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket. > > > > > >"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" > >asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing. > > > >"Watch and learn," answers Hilary. > > > >They all board the train. > > > >George and Laura take their respective seats but > >Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together > >and close the door. > > > >Shortly after the train has departed, > >the conductor comes around collecting tickets. > > > >He knocks on the toilet door and says, > >"Ticket, please." > > > >The door opens just a crack and a single arm > >emerges with a ticket in hand. > >The conductor takes it and moves on. > > > >The Bushes see this happen and agree > >it was quite a clever idea, > >so after the game they decide to try > >a similar plan on the return trip. > > > >When they get to the station > >they see the Clinton's at the window buying > >a single ticket for the return trip. > > > >To their astonishment, > >the Clinton's see that the Bushes > >don't buy any ticket at all. > > > >"Aren't you taking a terrible chance > >by traveling without a ticket?" > >says Hilary. > > > >"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush. > > > >When they board the train > >the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet > >and the Clinton's cram into another toilet > >just down the way. > > > >Shortly after the train is on its way, > >George W. leaves their toilet and walks over > >to the toilet in which the Clinton's are hiding. > > > >George W. knocks on their door and says, > >"Ticket, please." > > > >(And you're still trying to figure out how > >the Democrats lost that election.) > > > >"Have a Great Day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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