ginnyde Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." Then he hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 GOOD, Good,good.Ha HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Loved it Ginny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Thats a great one Ginny, makes up for that groaner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadstimeon Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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