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A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female

teachers, went on a field trip to the local race-track to learn

about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly

to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was

decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go

with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside

the men's room

when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them

could reach the urinal because it was up too high. Having no choice,

she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up, one by one. As

she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually

well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be

in the 5th." "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding

Silver Arrow in the 4th but thanks for the lift."

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