Mr Ry Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race-track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal because it was up too high. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up, one by one. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th." "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 4th but thanks for the lift." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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