kimblanchard Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Courtesy of beliefnet: Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important. Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp. Curtis Sing with me now: "Going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Sing with me now: "Going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come." Now, since you admitted in an earlier post that you are going to a family reunion, the very next line of that chorus makes me shudder....LOL As your temporary "hiring" agent, no one from that pool is acceptable... "They got some crazy little women there and I'm a-gonna get me one..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted July 3, 2004 Author Share Posted July 3, 2004 I can't even hit on my cousins' wives? That seems like a natural comprimise to me. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 How redneck is your family? Is your cousin's wife his sister??? (That would make HER your cousin, too...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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