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Bob, a 70 year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the

Country Club with a breathtakingly and very sexy 25 year-old

blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex

appeal and charm , she hangs over Bob's arm and listens

intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask,

''Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?''

Bob replies, ''Girlfriend? She's my wife!''

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. ''So, how'd you persuade

her to marry you?''

Bob says, ''I lied about my age.''

His friends respond, ''What do you mean?. Did you tell her you were

only 50?''

Bob smiles and says, ''No, I told her I was 90.''


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