Debi Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Okay, I've taken out the state and substituted Redneck so as not to insult anyone. Just insert state of your choice.... Redneck Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) > Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check > appropriate box) Age: ____ sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_) Unemployed Spouse's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet (_)Farm Animal Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name:_______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your double wide? (Check appropriate box) Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard __ Number of vehicles on cement blocks ____ Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ > bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: ___________194__ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe > (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO ___ How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)N/A Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_) 2 miles (_)don't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Debi Well, I'm sure that the state must have been Alabama! It's official........I'm a Redneck! My Dad's name is Billy Joe, we live on a farm and our house is about one mile from a paved road!! I'm SERIOUS! (I DO NOT keep vehicles on blocks and my house is brick) No offense here though.........I'm a proud Redneck. I love a good Redneck joke.......lots of times there is some truth to be found. Thanks for the laugh! Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 Angie, Actually it wasn't Alabama for once!!! It was an "A" state though! Since I now pronounce things as layeft instead of left, have at least once said fixin to and love chicken and dumplins... I am well on my way to becoming a redneck myself. Oh, and my barbeque grill is currently sitting in my front yard..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Debi.......you mean BBQ grills aren't supposed to be in your front yard??? Heck, where I live, who is going to see it?? Only my cows, goats,chickens and my two dogs that I rescued from the pound.......and they don't give a hoot!! I bet the state was Arkansas......they are waaaaaaay more redneck than Alabama!! (NOT!!) Angie P.S. I pronounce all of my words just the way you described. Can't help it.........I AM a redneck. We do tend to be nice folks though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Me too Angie. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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