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> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed

> home.

> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely

> stays at home.


> I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch

> with mine for a day. Amen.


> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.


> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked

> breakfast for his mate,

> awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,


> their lunches,

> Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to

> the cleaners

> And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,


> Then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the

> checkbook.

> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1

> P.M.

> and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep


> mop the kitchen floor.

> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them


> the way home.

> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

> then set up the ironing

> board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,


> the pork chops and

> snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran

> the dishwasher, folded laundry,

> bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,


> his daily chores weren't finished,

> he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get

> through without complaint.


> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,


> I don't know what I was thinking.

> I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please,


> please, let us trade back."


> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have


> your lesson and I will be happy to change

> things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,

> though. You got pregnant last night."


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