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A mother was driving her young daughter to a play date with one of her friends when the little girl asked "Mommy how old are you?"

The mother looks over at the little girl "Honey you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It is not polite" she warns.

" Ok then" the little girl says "how much do you weight?"

"Now really" the mother says "these are personal questions and really none of your buisiness."

Undaunted the little girl asks "why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions" the mother says in exasperation and walks away as the two girls start to play.

"My mom won't tell me anything" the little girl her friend.

"Well"said the friend "all you need to do is look at her drivers license it is like a report card. It has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks "how did you find that out?"

" I also know that you weigh 140 pounds"

The mother is past surprise and in shock now.

"How in heavens name did you find that out?"

The little girl continues on triumphatly " I know why you and Daddy got a divorce too.

"Oh really" the mother asks "why is that?"

To witch the girl replies "because you got an F in sex".

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