kimblanchard Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Here is a quick test to determine whether you are a democrat, a republican or a Texan. Suppose you and your family are walking down the road and a crazed man comes running at you from an alley with a knife cocked. You have a gun. What do you do? Democrat: BANG. Then mutters, Oh, darn, I shouldn't have done that. Society propelled him into being the man he was. He probably has a family to support, and his parents will be crushed. ..... Republican: BANG. Texan: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click. Pause. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Hmmm...only a crazed man would run at me with a knife...don't gotta fire the gun, I just fire off the mouth... SO, I guess I'm not any of the three you gave options to be, I'm a higher power, I'm a strong woman... (...and why PAUSE to reload?? LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 ummmmmmmm Becky, does that mean you are good at nagging? I don't want any trouble with you. just curious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Lance Armstrong always jokes when asked what country are you from? He answers: TEXAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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