kimblanchard Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Here is a quick test to determine whether you are a democrat, a republican or a Texan. Suppose you and your family are walking down the road and a crazed man comes running at you from an alley with a knife cocked. You have a gun. What do you do? Democrat: BANG. Then mutters, Oh, darn, I shouldn't have done that. Society propelled him into being the man he was. He probably has a family to support, and his parents will be crushed. ..... Republican: BANG. Texan: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click. Pause. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click. Curtis Quote
Snowflake Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Hmmm...only a crazed man would run at me with a knife...don't gotta fire the gun, I just fire off the mouth... SO, I guess I'm not any of the three you gave options to be, I'm a higher power, I'm a strong woman... (...and why PAUSE to reload?? LOL) Quote
David A Posted August 6, 2004 Posted August 6, 2004 ummmmmmmm Becky, does that mean you are good at nagging? I don't want any trouble with you. just curious Quote
john Posted August 6, 2004 Posted August 6, 2004 Lance Armstrong always jokes when asked what country are you from? He answers: TEXAS Quote
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