David A Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 >$500: > > > > A guy is walking down the street, sees a >beautiful woman with a very > > short skirt, approaches her and says, "My >god, > > you're hot!!! With that look, I've GOT to >make it with you! I can't help > > myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have > > you!" The woman is very shocked and asks >him, "What!? HERE? In the > > middle of the street!?" > > The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! >So I'll make you an offer. > > I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while >you're picking it up, I will > > do everything I want. OK?" > > The lady seems to be in intense thought. Then >she calls her friend. She > > tells her friend the story, looking for some >advice. The friend says, > > "It's no big problem. > > When he drops ! the money, you pick up the $500 >fast, and he won't even > > have time to get his fireman out of his pants >before you finish picking > > it up. Just take the money and run!" > > The next day, the friend sees the woman >walking like an old woman. The > > friend asks, "What happened to you!?" > > The woman answers nervously, "That >son-of-a-witch dropped $500 in > > quarters!" > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Somewhat similar but true. When I took Earl to the ER a little over a month ago, while they were doing an MRI I went looking for a soda machine. Oops I only had a $20. But, lo and behold, a change machine that said it took $20's. Yep, I got $20. in quarters. Pocketbook weighed a whole lot more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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