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The Mistress

Frank Lamb

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,gives the husband a big kiss,tells him she'll see him later,and walks away.His wife glares at him & says who was that??"Oh ,that was my mistress."I want a divorce says the wife.

Ok he says but remember there will be no more trips to Paris,no winters in the Caribbean,no Lexus in the garage,& no more country club.But the decision is yours.

Just then she notices a mutual friend walk in with a gorgeous woman."Who is that woman with Jim she asks?"

"Thats his mistress," replies the husband.

Ours is much better looking says the wife.

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