Frank Lamb Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,gives the husband a big kiss,tells him she'll see him later,and walks away.His wife glares at him & says who was that??"Oh ,that was my mistress."I want a divorce says the wife. Ok he says but remember there will be no more trips to Paris,no winters in the Caribbean,no Lexus in the garage,& no more country club.But the decision is yours. Just then she notices a mutual friend walk in with a gorgeous woman."Who is that woman with Jim she asks?" "Thats his mistress," replies the husband. Ours is much better looking says the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Frank, I thought we had a nice little talk about your jokes last night. I am almost finished with nice. Hear that? elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 This will never happen to us. We can never afford the Lexus let alone the mistress. To have that much money would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Oh John, what the h*ll would you do with a mistress? You have a wife, three kids and a house on the lake (some seasons closer than others) - don't you have ENOUGH trouble?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Oh God no, no mistress for me. Rochelle is everything to me. It would be nice to have that much extra money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 No mistress for me either John,but your rite the $ would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Now that's Funny.......Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Sic em Elaine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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