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Mama Bear


Amy P

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For all you Mama Bears out there.....

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,

he looks into his small bowl. It is empty.

Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He

looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.

"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen

and yells...

"How many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke

everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was

Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put

everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early

morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the darn

table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter

box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've

decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and

grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time...

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!"

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I was the mama bear for years and years and years. Now I am the wife bear and we are having to share making breakfast. My poor husband has learned all kinds of "new tricks" to help our around here and I have no idea how I would make it without him.

Nina

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