Amy P Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 For all you Mama Bears out there..... Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells... "How many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the darn table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time... "I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 I LOVE IT!! TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 I have come very much to appreciate what Lucie did for us all over the years, now that I have to do most of the things, and what I do pales in comparison to what she did. Let's hear it for Mama Bears everywhere! Rah! Rah! Rah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Good joke,no doubt about it. MAMA BEARS RULE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 I LOVE IT!!!!!!! I needed a good laugh today. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 I was the mama bear for years and years and years. Now I am the wife bear and we are having to share making breakfast. My poor husband has learned all kinds of "new tricks" to help our around here and I have no idea how I would make it without him. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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