Frank Lamb Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 copied and pasted from internet (but cute,-men are now even) A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs. The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs!" The bartender says, "You are now!!! That was a barbitchyouate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 In spite of myself...I am laughing at that one Good One Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Daughter of Bill Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Geesh Frank........guess I'll have to give you a few points for getting me tongue tied! I had to reread every sentence..........in the end it was cute! Thanks for the chuckle........and no, you're not even with the girls.....not yet. Angie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 We may not be there yet Angie, but we are getting there. The 1,000 points you got the other day put you in front by about 25 points. See we were about 975 ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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