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One for the ladies (R-rated)


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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made

several attempts to get into the men's

restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if

you promise not to touch any of the buttons on

the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there

he noticed the buttons he had promised not to

touch. Each button was identified by letters:

WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would

know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water

was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice

feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have

nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the

WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,

gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A

large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a

fragile scent of spring flowers to this

unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was

more than a restroom, it is tender loving


When the powder puff completed its pleasure,

he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he

knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he

was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring

down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I

remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button marked ATR is an Automatic

Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen.

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