Mr Ry Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 We are going for more points. One day this Blonde woman was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this other woman that looks exactly like her. She says to the other blonde, “Hey you look just like me!” The other woman agrees and asks, “Where are you from?” The first blonde answers, “Chicago.” “Me too!” says the second blonde, “What street do you live on?” “Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first woman. “Me too!” says the second woman, becoming increasingly excited. “What's your address?” ''951.” “Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?” “ John and Cathy,” says the first woman. “Me too!” shouts the second blonde. “I wonder if we're related!?” Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new. “No,” says the first bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.” 2000 points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 2,000 points??? I don't think so...Frank you got a spreadsheet done yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 2000 points Ry. You hear that 2000 points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 This one's tough, girls. I must confess that I laughed again, but not as much as the frosted flakes. I think we need to give them a few points for this one, especially since they are so far behind. Peggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 I would give them the full 1000 but not 2000 that would just be ludicris (I guess I should learn to spell it before using it in a sentence ) and MAYBE a few bonus pts - that was pretty funny! Much Love, Amy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Anytime a dummy blonde like me can guess the punchline of a joke pretty early on in the reading should be an indication that the joke might not be worthy of a great deal of points--don't you agree RY? Debi? But go ahead and give it a few--and how in the heck did we get to start giving ALL jokes in the thousands??? Mostly the guys get a point or two--and us women often find those THAT ARE worth in the thousands. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 I am like Elaine on this one. I knew the punch line by the time I read the first few sentences. Maybe 200 points. Sounds fair to me. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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