Elaine Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 The joke below was submitted to a joke site by a real live MD. (There ARE funny moments!) For all you (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting units: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 52 cards = 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 2 monograms = 1 diagram 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League 8 nickels = 2 paradigms Submitted by Ceil, Damascus, MD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 He left off the most obvious one: Two doctors = one paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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