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Ok. There are no points for this one. And NO you ladies don't get any points for #23. Don't take it out on Frank. :lol:

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll

never go anywhere again.

3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and

smacks included.

4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.

7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for

efficient beating.

10. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

11. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large


12. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to

take home.

13. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

14. For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.

15. Great dames for sale.

16. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

17. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

18. Vacation special: have your home exterminated.

19. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

20. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.

Automatically burns toast.

21. For rent: 6-room hated apartment.

22. Man, honest. Will take anything.

23. Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.

24. Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

25. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

26. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

27. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

28. Wanted: Widower with school age children requires person assume

general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of


29. And now, the Superstore -- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,

unrivaled inconvenience.

30. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for


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