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Frank Lamb

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It's always darkest before the dawn, so, if you are going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...

Never test the depth of the water with both feet..

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack that jerk upside the head...

Never miss a good chance to shut up...

There are two theories to arguing with a women...neither one works...

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving...

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard...

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes...

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