Frank Lamb Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 It's always darkest before the dawn, so, if you are going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it... Never test the depth of the water with both feet.. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack that jerk upside the head... Never miss a good chance to shut up... There are two theories to arguing with a women...neither one works... Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving... You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard... Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick... Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes... Quote
Snowflake Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Cowboy wisdom says you shouldn't squat in spurs. "Tact" is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a manner as they anticipate the trip. Quote
Nushka Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Good one folks...points for both sides with this one...love the one about going to hell Becky. Nina Quote
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