The Drug Store *R Rating*

[Snowflake]

A sweet young thing goes to the drug store for some feminine hygiene products. She is extremely distressed to see that the only person running a cash register is a young man and has to work up her courage to walk up to the counter to check out.

As she places her item on the counter, the clerk picks up the box and looks it all over...he puts it down, picks up the microphone and announces over the intercom, "Bob, I need a price check on Tampax."

Sweet young thing is about to die of embarassment when a booming male voice comes over the store PA with, "Is that the kind you push in with your thumb or pound in with a hammer?"