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The young bride approached her awaiting husband

on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their

first love making encounter. In his highly aroused

state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated

each time they made love for the next 30 years, him

thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new

clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her

husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few

minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin

caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on

a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing

deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly

$1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot,

she gestured toward the local bank while handing

him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars

and informing him that he was the largest stockholder

in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had

charged him each time they had sex, and this was

the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head

against the side of the car.

She asked him why the disappointment at such

good news and he replied, "If I had known what

you were doing, I would have given you all of my


Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.

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