Frank Lamb Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 A young Amish couple got married. The groom thought he would take his wife to a nice motel. He goes to the front desk and says my wife and I just got married and I want a really nice room. The desk clerk winked at him and said do you want the bridal? The Amish man thought for a second and said, no, I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets used to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 FRANK! Hmmmm....got one... A swinging couple meets up with a pair of aliens on the way home. Being the open-minded sexual adventurers, they decide to switch partners... The earthwoman is saddened by the alien man's small parts, but smiles and gives it a half-hearted attempt. The alien man then states, "If you want it longer, pull my ears, if you want it wider, slap my forehead." The earthwoman gives it a go and is AMAZED at the results... ...on their way home, the earth pair are comparing their "fun" she asks her husband about his experience first. He replies, "I have a headache - she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Ha Ha Good very Good Becky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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