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Frank Lamb

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A Texan is driving in Vermont, and sees a Vermont farmer plowing his field. He stops to chat, and asks the farmer "How big is your place here?" "Well," says the farmer "It goes from the creek over there to the road, then down to the woods on that side, and back over yonder to the top of the pasture." "Back home," says the Texan, "my place is so big that I can get in my truck and drive all day and not be off my own land." "Ayup," says the Vermonter, "I used to have a truck like that myself."

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